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Please try the
following:
- Click the
Refresh button,
or take a cold
shower and try again later.
- If you typed the page
address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Look
closely, as excessive masturbation is known to affect vision.
- To check your connection
settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet
Options. On the General tab, click Settings. Then
click View Files and delete all those cookies from the sex sites
you have been leering at before your local area network (LAN) administrator,
boss, spouse, children, parents, or significant other discovers what a
pathetic little pervert you are.
- If your Network
Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network
and automatically discover dirty pictures.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
clickDetect Dirty Pictures.
- Some porn sites require
money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit card, but for that
kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your pale, pasty carcass to
a nudie bar and look at real sluts.
WARNING-There is NO sex in the
Champagne Room.
- If you are trying to reach a
secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab,
scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0,
-Oh, never mind! You don't know what you're doing. You might as well bust
open your weird uncle's footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look
at his vintage, moldy 1950's nudist magazine collection.
- Click theBack button to try another skanky
site.
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